Although Christopher Hitchens is a self proclaimed, committed atheist, I respect his intellectual and political acumen. He nails the essence of Mormonism in the paragraph below. Yes, they possess a bizarre history; yes, mainline Christians view the religion as a cult; indeed Mormons propagate an exclusivist salvific message; true, they sport weird underwear. But, they stand with conservative evangelicals in the social arena. I can vote for Mitt Romney as a Mormon because his Mormon social values parallel mine. I do not, however, like his waffling from a big government governor to a now eternally repentant conservative Presidential candidate.
To give some examples. The founder of the church, one Joseph Smith, was a fraud and conjurer well known to the authorities of upstate New York. He claimed to have been shown some gold plates on which a new revelation was inscribed in no known language. He then qualified as the sole translator of this language. (The entire story is related in Fawn Brodie’s biography, No Man Knows My History.* It seems that we can add, to sausages and laws, churches as a phenomenon that is not pleasant to watch at the manufacturing stage. Edmund Wilson wrote that it was powerfully shocking to see Brodie as she exposed a religion that was a whole-cloth fabrication.) On his later forays into the chartless wilderness, there to play the role of Moses to his followers (who were permitted and even encouraged in plural marriage, so as to go forth and mass-produce little Mormons), Smith also announced that he wanted to be known as the Prophet Muhammad of North America, with the fearsome slogan: “Either al-Koran or the Sword.” He levied war against his fellow citizens, and against the federal government.









